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(LifeSiteNews) – Dr. Kieran Moore, Ontario’s COVID czar and a man who looks strikingly like Vladimir Lenin, just announced that you can go to work or school if you are positive with COVID!

He told reporters on August 31 that this is no issue, and that everything will be fine, because COVID positive people will still be asked to wear masks for a few days, and of course masks stop all the COVID from wafting everywhere … well, they do now, because the science has evolved, or something.

In fairness, this is a moment of a bit of logical clarity for Moore. What I mean to say is that, if masks work, then should, well, work. If they stop deadly plagues from traveling through the air like halitosis at a gamer convention, then they should stop the Wuhan flu like the Canadian border does to unvaccinated Canadians who want to return to their home and native land.

No one is really sure why in the province of Ontario the science has changed – maybe someone should ask the Science Himself, Dr. Anthony Fauci.  At any rate, Ontarians are now allowed to live like COVID is a virus with an almost 100% survival rate. Imagine that.

However, it seems that COVID virus spores that fall under provincial jurisdiction are subject to different rules than Wuhan droplets that fall under the guidance of Trudeau’s federal government.

You see, as it stands in Ontario, anyone, whether jabbed or not, can go about their lives while they pose an unmitigated risk to the human race as they subject poor unsuspecting souls to the raging menace of omicron – a disease known to cause cold and flu-like symptoms … except in those who don’t even know they have it.

Contrariwise, when you return as an unvaccinated Canuck from abroad to Ontario (unvaccinated just means non-compliant in modern Canadian English), you are required to present a test showing whether you are positive or negative for the deadliest plague in human history. Then, if you are positive or negative, you are required to quarantine for 14 days while taking at least two tests over a zoom call with a person you have never met.

While you are on quarantine for the disease you do not have in the case that you are negative, you are not allowed to leave except for “essential reasons.” So, unless you have to see a doctor for some other reason, or if there is some other emergency, you are not allowed to leave your property. In fact, they might even tell you to sequester yourself from your family and children.

During those halcyon 14 days of sequestration, you are called multiple times by the feds to ensure you are being a good little boy and not living like a free man, and, if you are lucky, they might send a cop to your door to make sure you are not galivanting around in public, which you can only legally do when you are sick with COVID that you caught anywhere else in Canada.

In essence, this means that you could catch the vid in Vancouver, travel across a nation that is bigger than the USA, and go to work when you get home in Newfoundland. But if you drive to Port Huron, Michigan from Sarnia, Ontario, and then travel a mile and half into Yankee territory, only to return home an hour later to your home in Trudopia, you must then go home and stay there until further notice.

So, to summarize: Positive for COVID you caught in Ontario, good; positive for COVID you caught in Michigan, bad; snd, negative for COVID after traveling, worse than positive for homegrown COVID.

Science in Canada is becoming a psychedelic trip at this point.

Confusion reigns

It is unclear how long the federal COVID entry rules will continue, as Ontarians are confused, to say the least. I imagine it would be difficult for the government to persecute someone in Ontario in court for not following the federal rules, considering all the provincial messaging is completely different. Then again, I am probably just not as smart as a scientist!

Let’s do a quick thought experiment, just for kicks.

It is possible, that in Ontario, you could be tracked down by the feds after crossing the border for not quarantining and testing when you weren’t sick. Then, conceivably, you could be visited by a police officer or public health Brown Shirt, who could physically bring you a ticket in person, while that person or group of persons was or were all positive for COVID. In essence, you could be penalized by sick people who were told they could go to work because you – a healthy person – chose to leave your house and not test when you weren’t sick.

I personally believe there will be a time when the history books will ask if the majority of Canadians were as stoned as Trudeau was when he was going through his black face phase – what else could explain such mind-numbingly stupid policy and compliance therewith?

Maybe that is why Trudeau was so insistent and legalizing pot …

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Kennedy Hall is an Ontario based journalist for LifeSiteNews. He is married with children and has a deep love for literature and political philosophy. He is the author of Terror of Demons: Reclaiming Traditional Catholic Masculinity, a non-fiction released by TAN books, and Lockdown with the Devil, a fiction released by Our Lady of Victory Press. He writes frequently for Crisis Magazine, Catholic Family News, and is on the editorial board at OnePeterFive.